The Raccoon just wanted to rip, right up until his last tube blew. So he did what any very normal raccoon scientist might do: he stuffed Kyle into a man-sized glass bottle and wired him to a skyscraper-top homemade amp. Lightning forks, coils scream, and Kyle’s nervous system becomes the perfect conductor for a brand-new fuzz circuit.… more
At street level the city hums like a dim chorus. Up here it’s ozone and bravado. The Raccoon flicks a knife switch the size of a femur. Electrified wakes first: hot glass glow, hair-raising clarity, the kind that makes chorus pedals feel unnecessary. A small twist on the Infinity dial nudges the circuit into Supercharged. Chewy mids. Spitty edges. That perfect “is this broken in a beautiful way” feeling. One more nudge and the meter redlines into Overloaded. Pavement ripples. Pigeons reconsider their life choices. A car alarm starts playing the blues.
Kyle, for his part, is learning a lot about being a vacuum device. When the Raccoon taps SURGE, the mids flare like an arc light. Pick attack jumps from polite handshake to gloved slap. Then there’s Meltdown, the tiny toggle with a dangerous result. Flip it while on Overloaded and the waveform liquefies into a collapsing star of fuzz that swallows palm mutes and burps out harmonics you could swear were not in the room a second ago.
Tone etiquette still applies. Input primes the signal. Tilt leans bright or thick before the chaos. Drive sets commitment based on your chosen engines. After the storm, the HP and LP rails sweep off the soot. Volume restores civility. The Speaker Sim paints the scene: Off for direct, Bright for neon bite, Dark for basement doom, Boxy for busted boombox. Finally, the Mix knob lets you run parallel filth or go full send on a bus.
“If it glows and screams, it sings.” — the Raccoon, tightening a lug nut with his teeth
CPU: Intel Dual-Core 2.0 GHz+ or Apple Silicon (M-series)
RAM: 8 GB (16 GB recommended)
Works in major AU/VST3 hosts
Windows
Formats: VST3
OS: Windows 8 or newer
CPU: 2.0 GHz+ Intel/AMD
RAM: 8 GB (16 GB recommended)
64-bit hosts only
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